I eat with a trident
the tables have turned

this blog needs more…

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FALCON MUTHER FUCKING COCK GRGULING PUNCH ANUS TARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have a good pc now

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE WORLD IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its been so long since my pc has been on pr with other pc’s

feel’s good bro

p.s.

i got swords for christmas… no joke i did…muhahahahahahahahahahaaaaha…ha…

…and rum… dont forget the rum…rum is good

agina p.s.

http://mcdraw.deviantart.com/art/unknown-soldier-147182814

fucking read it

the voices in my head have started a metal band

every once in a wile i here a crowed of people in my head all talking at once so u cant make them out at all… then this morning i could hear a realy nice electric guitar riff playing in my head then the drums kicked in… it was acthely prity good i think…

so yeah im going insane and the voices in my head have formed a band… and the guitarest is beter then me (tho thats cause all i know how to play on guitar is teh start of the mgs2 theme and the song the engenear is playing in that team fortres 2 thing)… i think they still need a bassest, i couldent hear any bass at least, but there was no crowed and it stoped after a minet so maby it was rehersal and the bassest was late.

i realy want to be able to play that guitar rif but i forgot how it went… i do no it was a sexy riff…

as the voices havent sayed what there called i will name them my self… i will call them… insanity shift……yes i just named the band that the voices in my hade made… i told u i was going insane

call the hazmat team

i have a fucking flu so im very un happy

pre ordered assassins creed 2 from play.com tho as well as aion cause i hear that blizard is filing for bankruptsy, not that i play wow.

all u mofo’s should get aion btw i ordered it looks bad assed

swords and robots

so on wednesday i went fencing cause there was sa free introduction day at the uni spots club

then on thursday i built a robot with stu and richiit was just ment to drive round a box but we gav it atack claws to cause we’re pimp

i did rather enjoy fencing thow im legs killed for about a day and a half afterward, thinking im gonna join that when i get the gym member ship.

theres another introoction day on monday up here for akido which the internet tells me is a pwn japanese marchel art were u through the other guy round like a rag doll… i find this to be very intreging.

i got video of our robot to but i cant put it up right now but  i’ll do it next post…maby

Dr. dave straight out of coleraine, were the real OG’s teach

one of our profesors at uni, i call him DR. dave

that is all i realy have to say to day

we got internet back up and running here but i still have no x box live

i had a big dinner and it kicked  so much ass

we drink cocktails ‘cause we’re hardcore

yester day i went home and got my lundry done and watched kung fu panda, which is a good film. then i came back to uni and got free shopping from my mum who gave me stuff fot pie which i will be using this week end if im not hung over.

u see at about 8 o’clock richi my self and some other people who’s names i no longer remeber went out to the make shift bar, thats 2 picnick benches pushed to geather out side our flat, and richi made cocktails. as i sayed befor in a previous post i am a massave woman when it comes to drinking so i wasn’t keen on drinking them, but it turns out they’re damn teasty. i think i had about 15-20 shots of verous cocktails that contained rum and vodka and all sorts of things. then some time after that we went to find a party.

were we went to whoever dident exist and instead we decided to disterb some guy that was totly geting some in his room but dident close his curtans right.

then  we went and crashed the party at the international students accomaditanion, which i dident fint to awesome cause i was sobering up  by this point, and the “under-cover sucerity” wanted us to go with them down a dark road. we all decided the dark road thing wasent a good idea and decided to ffind another house to hang out at so we went back to the bench for a sit then went to the house oppisit my flat. then about 2:30 am i left and went home for a bit then went back out then came back in.

i have now got a head ackand i missed dinner… oh that reminds me i had a pot noodel when we were still at the bench the first time, we were out of things to make cocktails out of and every one ordered food from dominoes pizza and i went and made a pot noodle, then ate it in some one else house and washed the fork in there sink, then walked around with a fork in my poket therest of the night… good times, good times.

party’s over here

just back from going out drinking to the students union bar in my university to celebrate our new university way of life, but im a massave fagget when it comes to drinking and dont drink any thing i dont like… and dont like much… and im a total light waigh… but any way i had 4 jaegerbombs and was messed up badly enougth to nearly cough up a lung cause i lapthed hard at everything that moved in a funny way.

we also went to tescos to day and i got me some pot noddels that were on offer, but this was befor the jaegerbombs and thus not nearly as interesting.

on another note it is an extortionate amount for a bus from town to my university, and i plan to hand payment over in a surly manner from this point on every time i need to get a bus.

i just got realy hunger mid blog im gonna get me some susage rolls and pimp like a boss.

i decided to make a blog cause i can, with stuff and things and eyes that go om nom nom, but i have nothing to put right here so here’s a picture of a bisket i hit one of my university room mates with, then he called me a bisket throwing cunt, then we luled, was good times.

i decided to make a blog cause i can, with stuff and things and eyes that go om nom nom, but i have nothing to put right here so here’s a picture of a bisket i hit one of my university room mates with, then he called me a bisket throwing cunt, then we luled, was good times.